A Few Thoughts on Theological Purity

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So a few things I was taught in the protestant church:

1.  You have to speak in tongues to go to heaven

2.  Only the KJV is a reliable translation of the Bible

3.  If you ask God for healing and you don’t get healed YOU are the issue

4.  Obviously, if you are not a REPUBLICAN you are at best confused and at worse stupid and obviously not a Christ follower

The above picture is of Pope Francis kissing the feet of drug addicted youth…

GET IT?

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